Hello people! If you came for the cute puppy with sunglasses on, let me tell you now, you are here for the wrong reason! Do not worry, I am going to change that with a story for you all. 

Let me start by saying that I do not believe in much these days, but let me tell you what I do believe in... I believe in the power of an idea to change the world. 

Every great change we have made to our lives in this world have this in common: they started with an idea and someone with the courage to stand up against the status quo and say "NO! GO FUCK YOURSELF, I WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT!"

People, let me be the first to say "I am done with the system and I will not cooperate. 

Much like I have attracted you to this site with the promise of a puppy with sunglasses on and many meme coins promise you money with a picture of some weird looking half-animal creature, our system has promised us every four years to make a great change and fix everything once and for all! By the end of the four years, we are left wondering what the actual fuck went wrong? I'll tell you what went wrong! The presidents are not working for us! They are elected through a system built to stifle us. A system that pits us against each other and then uses our greatest weakness against us, our lack of cooperation. 

Every four years we have one extreme or another and every presidency, one side will try to undo and erase as much of the other side as they can. These sides are created and financed by a collection of special interest groups and guess who's interest these groups have in mind? I'll give you a hint, it is not your interest. They want the illusion of your interest though, they might show you a picture of a puppy with sunglasses on but what they really want is power and control of everything you do. 

So let me tell you about the purpose of Dog4President with my story.

A couple months ago, I had a dream about my dogs. I don't remember the dream at all but I woke up with the remnants of the dream and I had a strange thought: I actually trust my dog more than I trust the people who are supposed to be leading our entire country! It was a Sunday and I was going to go see Dune 2 that day so naturally I had planned to watch Dune again to get ready. I got goose-bumps when the first message of Dune was, "Dreams are messages from the deep." Since then I have not been able to shake this feeling of a mission I am to complete out of my head. So I began to listen to the message...

Now, I know that it is not practical to have a dog as a president but my point is that I would literally trust my dog to do a better job at leading our country than any of the presidents we have had for a long time. My little dog eats her own poop sometimes and I STILL trust her more than the puppets supposedly leading our country! 

Now I don't know about you but bringing a child into this world makes me really fucking nervous. So I don't have any kids yet, I have dogs and they are my rock until I feel confident enough  to raise a child in our country (with the right person). 

I have two dogs, one big and one small, and I love them very much but realistically, they cannot be a president. Or can they? See, every election there are mass amounts of people that do what are called "write-ins." Every election there are people that instead of writing the name of whatever puppet has been chosen for us to pick, they write literally anything other than the choices they have given us. Some write "Mickey Mouse," another popular one is "Willie Nelson." We write tons of different things every election but the message remains the same for every write-in: "My choices suck so much that I literally do not care to make a selection from what has been designated for me to choose!"

I propose that we unite our freedom of write-in and this election and every single election until the system can no longer ignore us, I ask you to make your write-in: #Dog4President

But this is bigger than the United States and I suggest that if you do not like your fucking options in your country, that you write-in #Dog4President in solidarity until the world and it's bullshit system can NO LONGER IGNORE US!

Now, I know that some will say that this year it's important to elect one president over another because one has to be a less extreme flavor of dogshit than the other. But my good people, that is the fucking point. You are given two choices so that you will always be content with one over the other and after every presidency we are left with the taste of dogshit in our mouths again! 

A lot of bad publicity has come out recently about the atrocities our presidents and their special interest groups have accomplished while we were none the wiser and it makes me fucking sick and tired of playing by the rules we have been forced to play by. Well I can tell you now that I will no longer play by the rules and someone has to be the first to stop and say, "this is wrong, I will not be complicit." In this world you have to fight for what you believe in and I will not believe in this bullshit system any longer. 

I know that I am potentially asking a lot from you! You're "favorite" candidate might not win if they do not get the votes they need to win, but I am addressing a deeper problem that cannot be fixed by complying! I will not pretend to know the solution to all of our problems, but I do suggest that we need to start moving in the right direction to start changing the system that is the root of our problems! I ask you do not to be afraid of the outcome because either way, we move closer and closer to reaching our boiling point. We move closer to the point where we can tolerate the broken system no longer and IT BECOMES MORE IMPORTANT TO CHANGE THAN TO EAT THE BETTER FLAVOR OF DOGSHIT!

NOW WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO STAND WITH ME AND GIVE THE SYSTEM THE FINGER EVERY ELECTION UNTIL WE ARE ANGRY ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?? LET ME TELL YOU, I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE THESE BULLSHIT, PUPPET, CAREER POLITICIAN PRESIDENT ELECTS AND THEIR SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS READ THAT WE ACTUALLY VOTED A DOG WOULD BE A BETTER OPTION.

                                                                                                #DOG4PRESIDENT